So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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