careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
