honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
