so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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