bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Randomize
