It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
