Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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