And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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