Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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