Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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