Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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