this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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