Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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