I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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