The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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