wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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