I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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