I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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