can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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