i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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