Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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