I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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