so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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