dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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