He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
be right there i have to get my cape
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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