have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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