There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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