If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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