Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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