how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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