I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Pants are for mortals
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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