It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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