So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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The struggles of a small town man whore
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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