You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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