goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You were trust falling into bushes
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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