love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We just shotgunned beers for America
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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