u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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