Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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