office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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