I seem to have left my pride at pride
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
