i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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