she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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