His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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