I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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