she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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