doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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