Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.