dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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