I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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