Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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