And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I have so many feelings about this burrito
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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