Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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