so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Some milfs here doing some blow
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.