I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
Love having children with random chicks
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night