It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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