The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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