The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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