we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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